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Why Martha Stewart Will Never Be the Star of ‘The Golden Bachelorette’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 16: Martha Stewart attends the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2024 Issue Release and 60th Anniversary Celebration at Hard Rock Hotel New York on May 16, 2024 in New York City.
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The television personality and her bestie Snoop Dogg joined Seth Meyers as guests on Andy Cohen‘s late-night show Watch What Happens Live. The Bravo powerhouse then thrust them into a game of “Do Besties Give A Damn!?” In this segment, Cohen told Meyers to guess whether Snoop and Martha Stewart care about certain pop culture tentpoles. Cohen didn’t hesitate to bring up The Golden Bachelorette.

“The guys aren’t hot enough,” Martha Stewart deadpanned when asked whether she’d ever be the Golden Bachelorette during her appearance on the show.

The Saturday Night Live alum’s earnest giggles added to the humorous atmosphere in the studio, so the audience started to chuckle when the topic of The Golden Bachelorette was brought up. Meyers used Snoop and Stewart’s answers about the Real Housewives to make an informed decision and proclaimed, “I’m going to let the last one be a clue and say they don’t [care].” To that, the “Drop It Like It’s Hot” artist replied, “What is that?”

Cohen quickly explained the concept to the rapper. Snoop then decided that he was definitely not into the Bachelor Nation spinoff. Stewart doesn’t like the show either. “Not at all,” she said. The 83-year-old wouldn’t even go on The Bachelorette spinoff for a million dollars an episode, all because the men just aren’t up to her standard.

Her buddy backed her up as Snoop remarked, “It ain’t about money, it’s about how hot the guys are. She said ten million can’t get it if he don’t look right.”

When prompted about Wicked, Meyers guessed that Snoop and Stewart “give a damn,” which they do. On a roll, the comedian suddenly switched gears and started losing. Thinking that the rapper and the retail businesswoman don’t really think about the baby hippo Moo Deng, Meyers was proven wrong as the duo exclaimed that they love the cute animal.

The Golden Bachelorette, Season 1, Wednesdays, 8/7c, ABC